Oh hey there Rockstar!
I’m so glad you’ve come to send me an email.
I promise you, I will endeavour to reply to you, as soon as humanly possibly.
If for some ridiculously wacky reason that you don’t get a response, remember you can always jump around and wave your arms about on Facebook or Twitter (LOL) you’re bound to get my attention quick sticks!
And one last thing to remember…